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In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts; corruption is a crime; crime doesn't pay... basically, if you keep on reading, you’ll end up a beggar.
Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now.
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
The shortest horror story: Monday.
A list of things that look good in leopard pattern: 1. Leopards *End of list*
When you’re calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.
It is what’s inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed
Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards
Sometimes I drink water - just to surprise my liver
Panic, Chaos, Pandemonium – my work here is finished
The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.
I keep pressing the Space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
We got divorced on the grounds of religious differences. My husband thought he was God
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.
If only common sense were more common
Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
I’m not reading any instructions. I just press buttons until it does what I want.
I’m very sorry about all those texts I sent you last night, unfortunately, my phone was drunk
I'm also lost. There's no need to follow me.
I had loads to do today. Ah well, so now I have loads to do tomorrow.
War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.
Trust! (Theo Reijnders)
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an opponent so clearly unarmed.
If you’re using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.
Need to defend a messy apartment? We maintain an alternative lifestyle.
You have to be odd to be number One (Dr. Seuss)
Always be yourself. Unless you can also be a unicorn. In that case, always be a unicorn.
Music is the language of the spirit (Khalil Gibran)
Fat? Me? No, no, no! These are airbags because I am precious.
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!
I’m not bossy, I simply know exactly what you should be doing.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
You’re secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening
Be the change you wish to see (Mahatma Gandhi)
My job is super confidential. As a result, I’ve no clue what I’m doing.
After millions of years of evolution, you’re kind of a disappointment.
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