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After millions of years of evolution, you’re kind of a disappointment.
If only common sense were more common
My job is super confidential. As a result, I’ve no clue what I’m doing.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an opponent so clearly unarmed.
I’m very sorry about all those texts I sent you last night, unfortunately, my phone was drunk
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts; corruption is a crime; crime doesn't pay... basically, if you keep on reading, you’ll end up a beggar.
Panic, Chaos, Pandemonium – my work here is finished
Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards
Fat? Me? No, no, no! These are airbags because I am precious.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me
A list of things that look good in leopard pattern: 1. Leopards *End of list*
I'm also lost. There's no need to follow me.
War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.
I keep pressing the Space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
It is what’s inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example.
The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.
You’re secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening
Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk
Need to defend a messy apartment? We maintain an alternative lifestyle.
You have to be odd to be number One (Dr. Seuss)
Trust! (Theo Reijnders)
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
The shortest horror story: Monday.
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.
We got divorced on the grounds of religious differences. My husband thought he was God
When you’re calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
I’m not bossy, I simply know exactly what you should be doing.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
Always be yourself. Unless you can also be a unicorn. In that case, always be a unicorn.
Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now.
Music is the language of the spirit (Khalil Gibran)
I had loads to do today. Ah well, so now I have loads to do tomorrow.
I’m not reading any instructions. I just press buttons until it does what I want.
If you’re using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed
Be the change you wish to see (Mahatma Gandhi)
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!
Sometimes I drink water - just to surprise my liver
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