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The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.
I'm also lost. There's no need to follow me.
The shortest horror story: Monday.
I keep pressing the Space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Trust! (Theo Reijnders)
If only common sense were more common
War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.
You’re secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
Sometimes I drink water - just to surprise my liver
We got divorced on the grounds of religious differences. My husband thought he was God
You have to be odd to be number One (Dr. Seuss)
I’m very sorry about all those texts I sent you last night, unfortunately, my phone was drunk
Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards
Need to defend a messy apartment? We maintain an alternative lifestyle.
A list of things that look good in leopard pattern: 1. Leopards *End of list*
Music is the language of the spirit (Khalil Gibran)
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an opponent so clearly unarmed.
After millions of years of evolution, you’re kind of a disappointment.
In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts; corruption is a crime; crime doesn't pay... basically, if you keep on reading, you’ll end up a beggar.
When you’re calling a woman, you need to call her twice. First time to give her a chance to find the phone in her handbag, the second time for her to actually answer.
I’m not reading any instructions. I just press buttons until it does what I want.
Panic, Chaos, Pandemonium – my work here is finished
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed
My job is super confidential. As a result, I’ve no clue what I’m doing.
Fat? Me? No, no, no! These are airbags because I am precious.
If you’re using the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
It is what’s inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example.
Always be yourself. Unless you can also be a unicorn. In that case, always be a unicorn.
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
Hard work pays off in the future. Lolling on the couch pays off right now.
I had loads to do today. Ah well, so now I have loads to do tomorrow.
I’m not bossy, I simply know exactly what you should be doing.
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to disappear.
Be the change you wish to see (Mahatma Gandhi)
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